been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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