Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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