Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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