He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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