Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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