He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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