Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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