What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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