She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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