you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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