I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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