idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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