I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The struggles of a small town man whore
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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