I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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