Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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