i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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