why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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