she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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