Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
its liver damage thursday
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