And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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