I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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