we have pet lesbian snakes
Who did Billy Mays play for?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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from the living room?
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