I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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