This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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You. Win. At. Life.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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