it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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