I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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