I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You're breaking my sexual little heart
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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