There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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