the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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