it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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