the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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