we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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