Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wear drunk well.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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