Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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