Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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