Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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