His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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