She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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