Joe is yelling at the trees again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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