Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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