New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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