How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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