Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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