he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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