Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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