He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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