so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Enjoy the penises
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
