I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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