Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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