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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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