KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
All the doctor said was why
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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