1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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