that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Everclear isn't food dammit
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