everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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