I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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