Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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