but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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